Wednesday, January 20, 2010



Some photos just need to be preserved for posterity. Meet republican Scott Brown, the new United States Senator from Massachusetts and self-declared homophobe. Brown defeated democrat Martha Coakley last night to claim the senatorial seat vacated by Ted Kennedy's death. Despite flabby abs, wimpy arms, an undefined chest and a penis he can hide behind his wrist, he sure is kinda purty. In a bottom-boy sort of way.

You do kind of have to wonder. Would a woman with nude pictorials and magazine centerfolds in her background have stood even a snowball's chance in hell of getting a major party nomination, let alone actually winning a seat?

As reported by, while Coakley's pro-gay rights positions were well known, Brown attempted to cloak his views, refusing to answer such questions from the mainstream media. Brown would only say he holds a similar position on gay marriage as President Obama, who publicly supports civil unions for gay and lesbian couples.

Brown, however, did respond to questions from the anti-gay group Massachusetts Family Institute. According to a scorecard released by the group, Brown opposes gay marriage, laws that would outlaw discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity in the workplace and repeal of the military's ban on open gay service, also known as “don't ask, don't tell.”

He has frequently enraged gay-rights campaigners, at one point describing a lesbian's decision to have children as "not normal".

In 2007, he voted for an amendment that would have banned gay marriage in Massachusetts.

At one point during the current campaign, a man in his audience shouted, "We should shove a curling iron up Martha Coakley's butt!" The classy Mr. Brown responded, "We can do that!"

So, it's fair now to ask just what exactly has been shoved up Senator Naked's butt? Take a close look at that pouty little mouth and those spongy thighs. Do you recognize this boy? HAVE YOU FUCKED THIS MAN?

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