Tuesday, June 9, 2009


RUBEN F. DIAZ, Sr. -- A STAIN ON THE BEDSHEETS OF NEW YORK.
Today, Ruben Diaz, the asswipe senator from New York City's South Bronx, longtime bigot, pastor of the Pentacostal Church of God, and vocal opponent of gay rights and same-sex marriage in the state of New York, told news interviewer, Brian Lehner on WNYC that he opposed same-sex marriage because, "It hurts my beliefs."
It hurts his beliefs. Surely, tiny violins are playing in heaven. One might suspect that a man of such delicate sensibilities was ... how to say? ... gay. Hey, he's got the mustache! Could this turd's constant homophobic blatherings be just a cover? Hard to say.
Sometime back, having grown weary of Rick Santorum's anti-gay diatribes, commentator and columnist Dan Savage popularized the term, "Santorum," for that peculiar frothy combination that sometimes resulted from excessive lubricant during anal sex. Now, I'm not in Dan Savage's league, of course, but from this day forward, I'll have a new name for that bit of brown smudge that sometimes gets left on the sheets after a little hot sex -- "Ruben Diaz."
"Oh look, dear! There's a little Ruben Diaz on the sheet."
Regards,
Storm

1 comment:

Storm Christopher said...

Here's an amusing side-note to this post about Ruben Diaz. I also frequent another hard-core leather site at www.LPTribes.com. It's sponsored by the well-known Leather Post, a great leather shop with stores in two locations. However, this hardcore leather site, with dick-shots and naked men galore, "disallowed" my commentary as too negative. They want articles that are "sexy" and "educational." Riiiiigght.

Like bad amateurish pornography and "how I trained my puppy to like scat."